Me And My Big Ideas

Dreamt I found a million pounds

On the London underground

I spent it at London Zoo

Maybe had a drink or two

I think I need a holiday

Butlins camp or St. Tropez

I'll send a postcard if I can

Hope I die before I get a suntan

I'll buy Russia's nuclear weapons

Maybe take some English lessons

Take tea and cakes with Charles and Di

Kiss a million boys and make them cry

It's only me and my big ideas

It's enough to drive you to tears