Part One: Fulfilling The Contractual Obligations

Part one: fulfilling the contractual obligations

Poor people dancing in shopping centres

Bargains galore on November and Sundays

Raining cabbages and church-like sales

Children with chainsaws and Catholic boutiques

Homemade desires and vegetable antiques

Part one: fulfilling the contractual obligation

Indian ice-cream parlour houses

Melancholy pussycats playing with mouses

Happy-go-lucky undertakers

Tree-lined bungalows marzipan-flavoured

Postmen toying with Lucozade fetishes

Policewomen laughing at the unemployed

Ecstasy houses for the hard of hearing

Muslim vicars like to get the beers in

Part one: fulfilling the contractual obligation

Lawnmowers dancing in a rude formation

Animated talks with bilingual Alsatian

Flying nuns shopping in DIY whorehouses

Part one: fulfilling the contractual obligation

The grand old queen of York

He had two hundred men

His case comes up in court on Tuesday morning

Ha! ha! ha! Part one: fulfilling the contractual obligation