She's Only The Grocer's Daughter

Well if she makes you sad and blue

There's one thing that you can do

Relax your mind and float downstream

Pretend it's all a very bad dream

She's a witch and she's absurd

I'd like to give her what she really deserves

I'd like to knock her greenhouse down

And trample on her roses

We don't love you anymore

We don't want you like before

We don't love you anymore

So now you know the score

Don't you let her get you down

Oh no she's only the grocer's daughter

Don't you let her get you down

Oh no she's only a grocer's daughter

She's a devil in disguise

I'd like to poke her in the eyes

All dressed in blue

Blue hair blue shoes

I'd like to paint her in the nude

And I've heard it is her birthday soon

Gonna buy her a ticket to the moon

And a leather bound set of Mills and Boon

We don't love you anymore

We don't want you like before

We don't love you anymore

So now you know the score

Don't you let her get you down

Oh no she's only the grocer's daughter

Don't you let her get you down

Oh no she's only a grocer's daughter

I think I ought to slap her face

Well if she makes you sad and blue

There's one thing that you can do

Relax your mind and float downstream

Pretend it's all a very bad dream

Never buy a second hand car from a grocer's daughter

Never buy a second hand car from a grocer's daughter

I'd like to put her across my knee

I think somebody ought to

But she's only the grocer's daughter

But she's only the grocer's daughter