Officer I Swear She's 19

Just another night, another bar, another town,

I was talking to myself though the guys were all around,

Then she walked up started dancing on the bar,

I showed her to my car,

All her high school friends started coming toour shows,

I admit they caught my eye and my wallet and my nose,

But no one comes close to the girl that I loved first,

Maybe I'm just cursed,

Officer I swear she said she's 19,

Didn't check her ID,

You know that you would do the same,

Finally a girl who looks up to me,

She can't see through me,

She can't see anything I don't want her to see,

We always manage to agree,

Finally I saw the light we didn't have to wait,

Come on darling pack your bags we'll move to another state,

New Mexico says you can marry at 16,

Now I got my mini-queen,

In New Mexico life is dry there's not much grass,

and my little cutie earns our rent she's pumpinggas,

This morning she met the cutest girl at a bar,

Guess we have to move to Utah