This Is But A Test

I didn't notice that you cut your hair,

I didn't notice that it was blue,

I didn't notice that you pierced your tongue,

I don't recall the dress you wore the day I met you,

I almost missed your birthday once again,

Your sister called me just in time,

I forgot to wipe my muddy shoes,

You get so pissed when I track around the grime,

This is but a test,

This is just a trial run,

You can still push reset,

Trade me in for a better one,

Sometimes I'm a dick I'm a rabid hockey fan,

All I can promise is I'll do the best I can,

I forgot to pick you up on time,

And I forgot to pay the bills,

I forgot to put the seat back down,

Sometimes my drinking buddies take your favorite pills,

You can't say I don't bring you flowers anymore,

Because I don't bring them any less,

And I don't take you to your favorite store,

Cuz I don't have the money to buy your favorite dress,

But I work and I try,

I'm not as big a jerk as every other guy you ever liked,

you ever knew,

Once in a while I go with you to buy new shoes,

But I work andI try,

I'm not quite as big a jerk as every other guy you ever liked,

youever knew,

Sometimes I break down and take you to the zoo