Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown)

I am complete

Funch

Yes, you are stuck, so out of luck

Now I'm complete and my jock you will pluck

This world will be mine and you're first in line

You brought me the pick and now you shall both die

Wait, wait, wait, you mother trucker

We challenge you to a rock off

Give us one chance to rock your socks off

Damn, dradge, fudge, The Demon Code prevents me

From declining a rock off challenge

What are your terms? What's the catch?

If we win, you must take

Your sorry butt back to Hades

And also you will have to pay our rent

And what if I win?

Then you can take Kage back to Hell

What? Trust me Kage, it's the only way

What you talking about? To be your little boy

Fine, let the Rock Off begin

I'm the Devil, I love metal

Check this riff, it's hot and tasty

I'm the Devil, I can do what I want

Whatever I've got, I'm gonna flaunt

There's never been a rock off that I've ever lost

I can't wait to take Kage back to Hell

I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel

I'll make him squeal like my Scarlet Pimpernel

No, c'mon Kage, bring the thunder

There's just no way that we can win

That was a masterpiece, listen to me

He rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man

Go, churn it, Kage

He's gonna make you his best slave

You're gonna gargle mayonnaise

No, unless we bust a massive monster mama jam

Dude, it's been a long, long trip

De-activated lasers with my trick

Now it's time to blow this mother down

C'mon Kage, now it's time to blow doors down

I hear you, Jables, now it's time to blow doors down

Light up the stage 'cuz it's time for a showdown

We'll bend you over then we'll take you to brown town

Now we've got to blow this mother down

He's gonna takee me if we do not blow doors down

C'mon Kage 'cuz it's time to blow doors down

We'll bomb drive you, it's time for the black out

Hey anti-Christ-er, Beelzeboss

We know your weakness, our rocket sauce

We rock the casbah and blow your mind

We will defeat you for all mankind

You hold the scepter, we hold the key

You are the Devil, we are the D

We are the D, we are the D

We are the D, we are the D

We are the D, we are the D

We are the D, we are the D

We are the D, we are the D

We are the D, we are the D

We are the D, we are the D

We are the D, we are the D, we are the D

You guys are freaking lame

Come on, Kage, you're coming with me

Taste my lightning, truckers, no

Oh, shucks, you broke my horn, oh no

From whence you came, you shall remain

Until you are complete again, no

Curse you, Kage and curse you, Jables

I'll get you Tenacious D

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