One Note Song

KG: Jack?

JB: Yeah?

KG: Do you think some people, do you think that there's some people that

are really, that are actually robots living among us?

JB: No.

KG: But we can't tell?

JB: No we don't have that technology yet. But Rage, Rage, Rage

KG: Yeah?

JB: You know what I was thinking? Stop playing, I was thinking of a fuckin'

brilliant song.

KG: Yeah?

JB: Check it out, just do what I do

KG: Ok

JB: Just play this note.

(Plays)

JB: Then we both, just keep both playing that note. Every once in a while

bend it. And that's it and just remember who wrote that song.

ME, baby, ME.

KG: (Sighs)

JB: See it's fuckin' simple, thats one song in the bank, next song

KG: Is th-

JB: next song

KG: how could, but it's just one note.

JB: next!

KG: Anybody coulda wrote it, anybody coulda done that, one song,

just one note.

JB: Yeah but guess who did write it, ME!

KG: Yeah but did you write this

JB: Dude, I did I told you to do the bending every once in a

while!

KG: Oh yeah you did, fu-

JB: Hoo hoo, I win

KG: Shit!

JB: I win, one to nothing!