The Road

The road is fuckin' hard,

The road is fuckin' tough-ah,

There's no question that-eh

It is rough, rough stuff.

It's the fuckin' road my friend

But it's the only road I know.

When I'm lunchin' on a tasty boosh

Right after the show.

You g-go go go!

The road is fuckin' hard,

It's also really fuckin' tough,

There's no question that

It don't take no guff.

The road is a be-a-itch my friend

But it's the only fuckin' road I know,

When I'm snackin' on a tasty boosh

Right after the show.

You g-go go go!

I met a tasty baby in Michigan.

We screwed two times then I left.

Sometimes I think of my baby in Michigan.

Why can't I stay in one place

For more than two days.

Why?!

Because I'm talkin' about the road. (5x)

Road!