I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus

Underneath the mistletoe last night

She didn't see me crap

Down the stairs to have a peek

She thought that I was tucked up

In my bedroom fast asleep

Then I saw mommy tickle Santa Claus

Underneath his beard so snowy white

What a laugh it would have been

If daddy had only seen

Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus

Underneath the mistletoe last night

She didn't see me crap

Down the stairs to have peak

She thought that I was tucked up

In my bedroom fast asleep

Then I saw mommy tickle Santa Claus

Underneath his beard so snowy white

What a laugh it would have been

If daddy had only seen

Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night

Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night