As Long as There's a Bar

If a table's all you've got

I'll take it with a double shot

And keep my eye out for an open spot

'Neath that Old Milwaukee sign

Because when you've just had one of those days

That got off to a real bad start

It's gonna end up ok

As long as there's a bar

As long as there's a two for one

A jukebox and a drinkin' song

A bartender with an ear to bend

You're always gonna find a friend

At a dive on the edge of town or karaoke in a motel lounge

You don't have to look that far

It's alright anywhere

As long as there's a bar

If you wanna celebrate

Or just need to get your head on straight

From Tokyo to LA

You can mend your broken heart

Last call cures anything

The whole world might go insane

But some things will never change

As long as there's a bar

As long as there's a two for one

A jukebox and a drinkin' song

A bartender with an ear to bend

You're always gonna find a friend

At a dive on the edge of town or karaoke in a motel lounge

You don't have to look that far

It's alright anywhere

As long as there's a bar

At an airport killing time

At the beach chasin' salt and lime

No you don't have to look that far

It's alright anywhere

As long as there's a bar