Lyrics Tha Alkaholiks

Tha Alkaholiks

Aww Shit!

Now when you see me gettin drunk it's like "aww shit!"

When you hear this likwid funk it's like "aww shit!"

When I'm pushin through the crowd it's like "aww shit!"

There goes CaTashTrophe, Tha Alkahol-iks

Now my objective with this rhymin is to take words and bounce em

And twist em up so bad that wack MC's can't pronounce em

Just to show ya how we house em from the Westside of thangs

(Killa Cali motherfuckers) where the gangbangers hang

The L dot A dot Crenshaw Boulevard

Where I write rhymes so hard niggaz swap my tradin cards

Cause my Cali niggaz feel this realness, lyrics healness

that'll make the special mist when I grab this gun and kill this

But still this, brother stays alive like Wyclef

I'm steppin through the house the rappers step to the left

Cause I fry em like a chef and then get on with my evening

So never twist it up that lyrically we even thievin

Cause I stop your breathin quick like (UHH) then revive ya

I swum with bigger fish than the deep sea diver

Cause CaTash the likwidater's here to blow it through the roof

Grab the money and the hoes then dissapear like poof

Off that 151 it's like "aww shit!"

When a nigga pop his gun it's like "aww shit!"

When we up next to flow it's like "aww shit!"

That's my nigga J-Ro Tha Alkahol-iks

I've got senoritas, from Alameda to Receda

Me and Olde E, is like Tarzan and Cheetah

I wish Hen Rock came in a two liter

Swift could you turn up the big drum beater

But still I, got to pull my brew out the chiller

Tonight it's goin down like the house of Reggie Miller (J-Ro)

Everybody turn to your nigga on the right

Give him a pound and say Tha Liks is tight

And eat your heart out while we rock ya from the startout to the closing

with styles that leave you faded like the logo on our clothing

Cause it's a Alkie flow thing, as nasty as we wanna

That's Swift, I'm Tash the top gunner

The number one for funner two tonner with the talents

that the doctors have described as a chemical imbalance

of the (weed) and the (drank) on my memory bank

My distorted words recorded make your minds go blank

Yo, when you low on your cash it's like "aww shit!"

When you catch a girl with Tash it's like "aww shit!"

When you see Xzibit bust it's like "aww shit!"

When you gettin drunk with us it's like "aww shit!"

When the cops run your plates it's like "aww shit!"

My girl's period is late man "aww shit!"

When your baby momma call it's like "aww shit!"

Everytime we rock for y'all it's like "aww shit!"

Yo, here's a toast, to all the MC's who rock the most

And all the b-boys worldwide and Coast II Coast

Peace to Big Boy, peace to Trugoy

Master P, Kam, and Afrika Baby Bam

Jayo Felony, Money B, and Ol Dirty

Peace to all the rappers still rhymin over thirty

Oh shit, I'm to' back, I need to take a piss

Only When I'm Drunk I bust flows like this

My style'll make you earl on your girl (bleahh)

I probably got the three baddest hoes in the world

Defyin all, gravitational laws

Lyrics flippin like Dominique Dawes with no drawers

Whassup with that there nigga put it in the air

Don't even break it out if you ain't gonna share

it's like that man, I spray Jokers like Batman

And I don't have to be Robin/robbin to live fat man

New year's nineteen ninety nine it's "aww shit!"

When you gotta do county time it's "aww shit!"

If you didn't read before you signed "aww shit!"

If you ever try to fuck with mine "aww shit!"

When we bounce through your city it's "aww shit!"

When my face is lookin serious "aww shit!"

Two dimes but yours look hideous "aww shit!"

Yeah, and when we drop it on you idiots "aww shit!"

Yeah yeah, Mister X to the Z with the L-I-K's

It's the Likwid family, bringin it live, to you and yours

And we out