Lyrics Tha Alkaholiks

Tha Alkaholiks

Da Da Da Da

Hmm (hmmm)..

Shh-shh-shh-shh.. da-da da-da

Ohh, shit! Haha.. da-da da-da?

Da-da da-da (yeah like that) da-da da-da

(This how it go) da-da da-da?

Da-da da-da, da-da da-da

(Two thou' style) da-da da-da?

Da-da da-da, da-da da-da

Aiyyo Tha Alkies set the trends that the whole world follow

Fuck a CD, fuck a tape, we should sell this shit in bottles

(Are you a role model?) Not, CaTash'll steal yo' beatbox

I drink cuss and smoke and sock niggaz with cheap shots

The gunner - Wonderman, Wonderwoman husband

The stunner - fuck with us y'all niggaz must be buzzin

I love it; we coulda been washed like dirty dishes

but the Genie in the Lamp gave Tash like 30 wishes

First I wished for health cause I be thinkin bout myself

I be drinkin by myself, livin shrinkin like an elf

Next I wished for wealth, 90 million in the bank account

Young niggaz with money, that's somethin we need to think about

Cause we could be the President, we could be the Senators

Right now niggaz think we just drug dealers and janitors

We big, that's big, we large, in charge

I told the Genie next I want a car like the stars

A Bentley, a Coupe, a truck with the OOP

With the three level seats for when it's time to scoop my group

I thirst, for loops, I told the Genie next

I want the King Tee albums plus Xzibit on cassette

Next, I told the Genie like it or not

Last wish I hope you die cause I want yo' spot

Tash come from rock bottom want funk beats we got 'em

I can bust my shit in spring you won't catch it 'til next autumn

We taught them niggaz how to rhyme this hot

We drink a lot, smoke a lot, da-da da-da, da-da da-da

.. da-da da-da?

Da-da da-da, da-da da-da

.. da-da da-da?

Da-da da-da, da-da da-da

Babylon and chron' - six foes on the line

Smashin down Avalon like a ghetto amazon

Brown-bagger; take it to the head like Marvin Hagler

Livin underground like a badger

Wall to wall like a tagger - original pants sagger

Bite my rhymes and your whole grill might shatter

Remi and Hennesey, fuckin up my bladder

If your girl say she know me then I probably got at her

Sometimes I'm hard to find like downtown parkin spaces

I'ma be old and grey and still flirtatious

Remove my shoes for foot races, primitive man ate fish

But MC's are the latest on my dish mentally spacious

You didn't create this so you, naturally hate this

Wait Miss, do you like what you see? How do you rate this?

Relax I'm not a rapist just, one of the greatest

Born winner hair full of basses opposite of weightless

Mastered the art of holdin bottles double-fisted

X.O Hennesey fifth, unassisted

We not promotin drinkin, we just havin some fun

Fuck it, we drink in Appleton and Nantucket

Mashin down Van Nuys, puffin stress in the bucket

Ghetto hip-hop for the public, you love it

At Lovitz, you love the Alkaholik wino

Pissin off the strippers up in the spearmint rhinos

You like that? A like da da-da

Okay, here we go, original, liquor sto' flow

Ghetto non-mellow pissy drunk alkapella yo'

average, everyday around the hood fellows

Though we always bring the ruckus we some wild motherfuckers

Niggaz call me CPR - I help rap music breathe

with beats and rhymes you wouldn't believe

What I did is that you couldn't conceive

with a ho on each sleeve with a crew of niggaz rollin on D's

It's them Alkaholik niggaz flowin with the toilet niggaz

Party-crashin raid-thrashin beer-smashin brolic niggaz

Peers drinkin irrational thinkin don't give a fuck about nuttin

Blame it on the alcohol consumption

Yeah we overdid it, I had to admit it

It's Tha Likwid, we underground rap music's prime ticket

Sick wid it, E-Swift be quick with it

Everytime I spit it forget it, y'all need to quit it