Martian Girl

Here's a story that must be told

It's kinda' new, not very old

About a female martian with a wild grin

Big orange eyes and green skin

Blue was her hair

She came from way up there

She wore silver underwear

Almost naked but she didn't care

Why oh, why did she come from

Planet V?

I don't know woh who who

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Martian girl from Planet V

Will you marry me?

Wo wo wo wo wo

She came from outer space

She came to see

If earth was good

Wo wo wo wo

In the supermarket she got distracted

In the meat department

Wo wo wo wo wo

She's looking at me

She's looking hungry

Think she's gonna eat me!

Wo wo wo wo wo

She's not a bird

She's not a plane

She's got green blood

Pumping through her veins.

Saw a light in the sky

And then I found her

Now I'm having my own close encounter

She smiled at me as she fixed her hair

And then she kissed me

Right then and there

I started bleeding,

That's the weirdest part

'Cuz this alien's teeth were razor sharp!

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Woah, Oh Baby,

What a wacky alien she was

I'll tell you why, It's just because

She had an appetite that couldn't be beat

She came from space to eat people meat

I guess I didn't taste good anyway

'Cuz when she kissed me,

she flew away!

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