Powdered Milk Man!

The wind blows and I see dust

A cloud of white upon the horizon

My pallet knows, this is a bust

Breakfast is wrecked

For the chidren of the nation

These cheerios, soggy and tainted

Have gone to waste in

This milk of devastation.

Taste is based

From the bones of zombies

The dust is ground

It's not safe to eat or drink

When powdered milk's around!

Call in the troops

Cause here's a scoop

For you and your group

There's a drink around town

And it tastes like foo

The man in the tin suit

Bearing bitter fruit

Breakfast cereal turns to soup

Tastes like puke

Oh no!

It's the Powdered Milk Man

Oh no!

Holding the Powdered Milk can

The super villain comes a creepin'

When you're sleepin'

And must be stopped anyway we can

[Chorus]

You stand before me I will defeat you

You will not break me I will not take you

You're just another unearthy poison

Someone will stop you

You and your kind, step back!

Whoa ho ho ho Powdered Milk Man

Whoa ho ho you must die!

Whoa ho ho ho, Powdered Milk Man

Whoa ho ho ho whoa!

[Chorus]

Whoa ho ho ho Powdered Milk Man

Whoa ho ho ho you must die!

Whoa ho ho ho Powdered Milk Man

Whoa ho ho ho you must die!