The Shark Fighter!

I'm a shark fighter, I fight sharks

I fight 'em in the water 'cuz that's where they are

When I smell blood, I come running

Then I put them in a shark cage

'Cuz my life, to hunt down the creature I despise

Is full of danger

Whose eyes - those dead black marbles they call eyes -

This rhyme tells the story of the...

Shark Fighter, toughest man in the sea!

Shark Fighter, with his wavy blond hair flowing so freely...

I had a girl who was precious to me but a shark took her away, you see

Now I fight sharks not for money, but for love (and that ain't funny, yo)

And here's why: I will avenge my lady with my life

Or until I die in a fight against the underwater army of the night

This rhyme tells the story of the...

Shark Fighter, toughest man in the sea!

Shark Fighter, with his wavy blond hair flowing so freely...

His only goal is a shark casserole

His only creed is to make sharks bleed

He is not mean, he's just getting even

He will not die 'til all sharks cry

I gots me a knife, a bandanna and a topaz necklace

Yeah, I'm extremely reckless: I ride an otter like a motorcycle!

Yeah, I'm not kidding, man! Yeah, I'm not kidding, man!

I'm NOT KIDDING, MAN! YOU KNOW I'm JUST A...

Shark Fighter, toughest man in the sea!

Shark Fighter, with his wavy blond hair flowing so freely...

His only goal is a shark casserole

His only creed is to make sharks bleed

He is not mean, he's just getting even

He will not die 'til all sharks cry