Lyrics The Arrogant Worms

The Arrogant Worms

Canada's Really Big

When I look around me

I can't believe what I see

It seems as if this country has lost it's will to live

The economy is lousy

We barely have an army

But we can still stand proudly cause Canada's really big

We're the second largest country on this planet Earth

And if Russia keeps on shrinking, then soon we'll be first

(as long as we keep Quebec)

The USA has tanks

And Switzerland has banks

They can keep them thanks

They just don't amount

Cause when you get down to it

You'll find out what the truth is

It isn't what you do with it

It's the size that counts!

Most people will tell you that France is pretty large

But you can put fourteen Frances into this land of ours

(It'd take a whole lotta work, it'd take a whole lotta work}

We're bigger than Malaysia

Almost as big as Asia

We're bigger than Austrailia and it's a continent

So big we seldom bother to go see one another

Though we often go to other countries for vacation

Our mountains are very pointy

Our prairies are not

The rest is kinda bumpy

But man do we have a lot!

(we got lotta land, we gotta whole lotta land)

So stand up and be proud

And sing out very loud

We stand out from the crowd

'Cause Canada's really big!