Car Of Pain

I bought me an auto

An '81 Ford Escort Wagon

Now the fan it be broke

And the tail-pipe it be draggin'

I feel like a schlemiel

My mechanic's fit for hangin'

I got to go to Rust Check

Bout the price I'll be hagglin'

I can't drive it home 'cause

The muffler it be saggin'

Got a car full of pain!

Satan's is my engine

Beelzebub's in my trunk

Mephistopheles' at the wheel

Because I'm too gosh darn drunk

Baal's my passenger

And Lucifer's beside him

A demon's in the coolant

I got bats in the transmission

This Escort needs an exorcism

Pan is to blame

Got a car full of pain!

I put a tiger in my tank

I let a champ spark my gas

Now I got's a demon in the hood

A pain in the ass

I think the seats are broken

(Oh no!)

Trevor plays somewhat badly

Please please mister

Take your blessed wrench

Cast out this demon horde

And replace the brimstone stench

With the smell of gasoline

A heavenly muffled roar

I'll worship you oh Speedy man

Mister Goodwrench even more

Let it run

Let it run

Let it run

Oh God, let it run!

And now it purrs just like a kitten

It roars just like a lion

(Roar!)

(What?)

It runs just like a temple golden

Carved by the Mayans

Here comes the mechanic

Oh no, how much?

Four hundred bucks?!

You piece of slime!

You smell and you suck!

Your father was a jackal

Your mom's his sister's bitch

Got a car full of pain!

Yeah I got a car full of pain!

I got a car full of pain!

I got a car full of pain!

Got a car full of pain!

I got a car full of pain!

I got a car full of pain!

Car full of

Car full of

Car full of pain!