Don't Go Into Politics

George Washington was the president

But now he's dead (dead)

Mackenzie King was Prime Minister

But now he's dead (dead)

So don't go into politics

You'll end up dead

Don't go into politics

You'll end up dead

Oppenheimer built the bomb

But now he's dead (dead)

Einstien was very very smart

But not enough not to be dead (dead)

So don't go into science

You'll end up dead

Don't go into science

You'll end up dead

And don't go into politics

You'll end up dead

Don't go into politics

You'll end up dead

Jimi Hendrix, Janice Joplin, Brian Jones, Keith Moon,

Jim Morrison, Roy Orbison,

John Lennon, Bob Marley, Leonard Bernstien, Elvis Presley

Well, we're not too sure about Elvis

But I think you get the point

Don't go into music

You'll end up dead

Don't go into music

You'll end up dead

And don't go into science

You'll end up dead

Don't go into politics

You'll end up dead

Break it down

You'll be burned, you'll be fried

You'll be buried alive

And there's no hope thinkin'

That you're gonna survive

'Cause there's the drowning and choking

And cancer from smoking

And smothered while sleeping

And blood will start seeping

So I have found, you'll end up in the ground

And you'll be dead

So I have found, you'll end up in the ground

I wish there was an option instead

But you'll be dead

Dead

Maybe with a bullet in your head

But you'll be dead

Dead

Very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very dead