Dumb Guys

I'm not talking about an idiot, a moron, a fool

or ignoramus, dunderhead, halfwit, simp or tool

He's got charm and an appeal you can't deny

he's just your everyday dumb guy

dumb guys don't have much to say and it's probably for the best

you rarely hear a dumb guy getting something off his chest

they didnt notice you leave so they dont ask where you've been

you always know exactly where they've been

dumb guys... get all the good looks

dumb guys... dont own alot of books

dumb guys... read the comic strips

dumb guys... and move their lips

dumb guys... got alot of dumb friends

dumb guys... break a bottle on their heads

everyone knows that everyone loves dumb guys

dumb guys all got hearts of gold and brains made out of goo

he don't know what he don't know and hes not expected to

if he stares off into space, don't mean he's lost in thought

probably means hes lost

it's always fun to spot the dumb guy in the bar

how much you wanna bet that he can lift a car

and you should punch him in the gut as hard as you can

then lets all watch that dumb guy dance

dumb guys... get all the good looks

dumb guys... don't own alot of books

dumb guys... read the comic strips and

dumb guys... and move their lips

dumb guys... got hot girlfriends

dumb guys... play defensive end

everyone knows that everyone loves dumb guys

they are never to sensitive

not the least bit inquisitive

you know them you love them you hang out with them

sometimes you even vote for them

dumb guys... get all the good looks

dumb guys... dont own alot of books

dumb guys... read the comic strips

dumb guys... and move their lips

dumb guys... their spoons dont bend

dumb guys... could be president

everyone knows that everyone loves dumb guys