Fuzzy Dice

I came to town in the heat

A lonely man with tired feet

Covered heat to toe in perspiration

Then you caught me unaware

Body so sleek I had to stare

And me a man in need of transportation

I do not how you got

Into Hernandez' Used Car Lot

But I knew that you were

Coming back with me

I had to have you for my own

But should I lease or get a loan

Sometimes love is not free

And I'll dress you up in fuzzy dice

A liscence plate that glows

And chrome exhaust pipes

I'll dress you up in fuzzy dice

And together we ride into the night

Paid Hernandez to let you go

My lovely El Camino

Could hardly wait to get you to my place

And even though we love each other

I will put on plastic seat covers

Nowadays you cannot be too safe

I will buff you every night

And put your lugnuts on so tight

Do you love me as much as I love you

And when I drive you 'round a corner

Do you think of another owner

Am I enough for you?

Oh, I'll dress you up in fuzzy dice

Funny bumper stickers and tires with walls of white

I'll dress you up in fuzzy dice

And together we will ride into the night

Vroom vroom vroom