Hot Dog Song

Everybody loves hot dogs

Even pasty Hippies

'Casue its hard to beat a tube of meat

But now a question hits me

What the hell's in

A hotdog

I shouldn't ask maybe

'Cause i don't know any animals that grow cylindricaly

So have a hotdog on me my friends

It's made out of animal oddds and ends

Have a hotdog on me my friends

It's the particle board of meat

Its good to reuse and recycle

The unpopular pieces of meat

That are quite gross

Yet after they're proccesed

Are such a Delicious treat

That the children eat them 'til they're queasy

Because they love the taste

Of sodium phosphate

And iridorbate

Soy protien

And Sodium nitrate

So have a hotdog on me my friends

It's made out of animal odds and ends

Have a hotdog on me my friends

Its the praticle board of meat

May or maynot contain

Chicken and, or

Pork and, or

Meat

So have a hotdog on me my friends

Dont think 'bout the parts from the pigs rear end

Have a hotdog on me my friends

Its the particle board

The particle board

The board particle

Off mmmmmeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaat