I Pulled My Groin

I pulled my groin

It's the very best injury

Though I'm walking daintily

I pulled my groin

I pulled my groin

When people ask, "It hurts you where?"

I say "Put your hand right there"

I pulled my groin

I pulled my groin

I pulled my groin

Though I do not enjoy walking

I am really happy talking

'bout my groin

I pulled my groin

I pulled my groin

It's the treatment that I love

Because I've bought some oil to rub

I pulled my groin

I pulled my groin

Unless we're in playoff time

When I've got a lower body injury that

Will have to be a game time decision

I pulled my groin

It hurts me when I skate

but not when I mastur.. hills

I pulled my groin

I pulled my groin