Pressure Washer

I'm a real guy I like real guy things

Like boats and guns and onion rings

But household chores need a power resolution

I went to the store and purchased the solution

I got a pressure washer. I like it a lot

'Cause it makes cleaning destructive

Now I blow away the dirt and obliterate the muck

I pressure wash my fence and my couch and my truck

Nothing's dirty in the house though things are a little damp

My cat's clean now even though it's bald

It's fur is in a corner of my neighbour's yard

I've got a new kid but diapers aren't a problem

I pressure washed his butt he'll never pee on me again

I got a pressure washer (He likes it a lot)

I got a pressure washer (He cleaned up the tot)

Sure I may be squirting water but in my head

I'm a sergeant with a flamethrower spewing out death

I've got 2000 psi of awesome killing force

Look out commies, here comes Mike Rambo

With his 50 mm pressure washer. Look at him go

Jehovah's witnesses come and shake my hand

I pressure washed their literature and not they understand

I got a pressure washer

One day I was out pressure washing my lawn

My neighbour came home with a big smile on

He pulled out a brand new

Gas powered

Turbo charged

90 gauge

Super mega mega mega washer

With a DVD drive

Damn IT!

I need a bigger pressure washer (he needs a bigger pressure washer) (2x)

I need a bigger pressure washer (3x)

Or maybe a hummer