Proud To Be Canadian

Our fair country Canada

Is north of the USA

Our maritimes are lovely

And our prairies give us hay

You might think you Yankees are better than us Canucks

But we don't need no microchips inside our hockey pucks

We know that you've got Disney World

And you keep it very clean

We don't have Bob Dole

But we can drink when we're 19

We even watch your TV shows for hours and hours and hours

We'll give you Alan Thicke but Shania Twain is ours

We're proud to be Canadian

We're awfully nice to strangers

Our manners feel our curse

It's cool in many ways to be Canadian

We won't say that we are better

It's just that we're less worse

Your beer is not too tasty

And you weather can't be beat

We all fly south in the winter time

To escape the snow and sleet

We're pleased to say we've enjoyed all your southern charms

But we get sun burnt when we exercise our right to bear our arms

We're proud to be Canadian

We're awfully nice to strangers

Our manners feel our curse

It's cool in many ways to be Canadian

We won't say that we are better

It's just that we're less worse

Alanis Morrissette

She is our latest pride and joy

She used to sing about high school dances

And chancing after boys

But now she is fed up and about as angry as can be

She's got one hand in her pocket and the other is on guard for thee

We're proud to be Canadian

We're awfully nice to strangers

Our manners feel our curse

It's cool in many ways to be Canadian

We won't say that we are better

It's just that we're less worse

We're proud to be Canadian

We're awfully nice to strangers

Our manners feel our curse

It's cool in many ways to be Canadian

We won't say that we are better

It's just that we're less worse

We won't say that we are better

It's just that we're less worse

Tears are not enough!