Sam, The Guy From Quincy

Who's the guy with all the tests? He's

Sam, the guy from "Quincy"!

A white lab jacket, a hypodermic

Sam, the guy from "Quincy"!

He doesn't care if you're alive or dead

He'll perform an analysis of your head

Find out if you've bleached your hair

Try and fool him if you dare, he's

Sam, the guy from "Quincy"!

Oh yeah!

Bop-shoo-wop, bop-bop-shoo-wop

Bop-shoo-wop, bop-bop-shoo-wop

Was that dead guy poisoned or stabbed, just ask

Sam, the guy from "Quincy"!

Was his scar caused by a fork, just ask

Sam, the guy from "Quincy"!

He knows all of the spectrographic analyser

Blood count, sperm count, hemoglobin level

He knows how many hairs are on your head

He knows when the coffee's ready, he's

Sam, the guy from "Quincy"!

Oh yeah!

Bop-shoo-wop, bop-bop-shoo-wop

Bop-shoo-wop, bop-bop-shoo-wop

Where would television be without him?

Sam, the guy from "Quincy"!

There's nobody else who's earned our trust except for

Sam, the guy from "Quincy"!

Although he deserves, he never gets top-billed

Only gets the girl if she's been killed

Always the bridesmaid, never the bride

Poor Sam's only along for the ride, he's

Sam, the guy from "Quincy"!

Oh yeah!

Sam, the guy from "Quincy"!

Bop-shoo-wop, bop-bop-shoo-wop

Bop-shoo-wop, bop-bop-shoo-wop

Bop-shoo-wop, bop-bop-shoo-wop

Bop-shoo-wop, bop-bop-shoo-wop

He's Sam!