Santa Got Arrested

There won't be any presents this Christmas

No goodies in your stocking

The milk and cookies that the children left out

Will be left untouched beside the sink

The reindeer will be staying in their pens this year

The elves haven't built anything

Cuz Santa got arrested last Christmas Day

The Police got calls on 911

About a red-suited man who weighed a ton

There was a clear trail of evidence pointing North

It was the seventh time this happened on December twenty-fourth

The Mounties reached the North Pole

They found it was outside the jurisdiction

They called up inter-polish Finnish Police

To facilitate the suspect's extradition

They knocked on the door of a well marked shop

With a warrant for the owner's apprehension

Then Santa got arrested Christmas Day

Santa was charged with B&E

His council advised he plee guilty

There was footage of the crime running on TV

And photographs of little children sitting on his knee

The judge expressed concerned about the risk of recitizenism

His sentence was commuted

He got a bond, a non-association with the elves

And his reindeer licence was suspended

He says he's giving up all his former life

And now he wants to be a dental assistant

Cuz Santa got arrested

Santa got arrested

Santa got arrested last Christmas Day