Sponges

Can't think of anything to sing about

Not much out there to sing about

The world's okay, the weather's fine

No need to sing about that

I'll sing about

Sponges

Sponges yeah!

Sponges

Sponges yeah yeah

Sponges suck, sponges suck

Sponges absorb liquid then you squeeze them out yeah!

There's lots of songs of peace

Lots of songs of love

Even songs about peaches and Valkyries

No songs about

Tuna fish, tuna fish, tuna fish, tuna fish

They're real big and swim in oceans

Come in cans like hockey pucks

Tuna got their names 'cause they don't swim in pairs!

Get it? Tuna. Are there two of those fish? Nah! Two-nah! Two-nah! It's funny! Hee hee! No? I like tuna.

Sponges

Sponges yeah!

Sponges

Sponges yeah yeah

Sponges suck, sponges suck

Sponges suck, sponges suck

Sponges clean up dishes and sinks

And countertops and baby's noses

They suck up soap and when you squeeze them out they make

Bubbles!

Bubbles!

Bubbles!

Sponges