The Fishing Song

It's early in the morning, way before dawn

I down a cup of coffee, put my lucky hat on

Get down to the water before all the crowds

Gonna have more fun than the law allows

With my hot rod I go up to cruise

When I'm on the prowl I never lose

I fired my Merc and put the throttle down

Cos I've got the fastest fishing boat in town

I open up my tackle box it's so big

Great bait, stick bait, beer and jigs

Got my bobbers on and my ten pound nets

Gonna catch me a lucker gonna be the best

Gonna go fishing

(Gonna have some fun)

Gonna go fishing

(Cuz it's number one)

Gonna go fishing

(Gonna sit on my butt)

Gonna catch a fish

(And scrape out it's guts)

Aaahhh, Aaahhh, fishing

I fish on the lake by the sunken tree stump

Between the sewage output and the chemical dump

"Don't swim in the lake" says a sign on the tree

It's a good thing that fish can't read

I got my ten dollar lure, the one that floats

And I make a big cast from my twenty-grand boat

With my thousand dollar rod, or maybe it's more

Gonna catch me a fish that's five bucks at the store

Gonna go fishing

(Gonna have some fun)

Gonna go fishing

(Cuz it's number one)

Gonna go fishing

(Gonna sit on my butt)

Gonna catch a fish

(And scrape out it's guts)

Aaahhh, Aaahhh, fishing

I feel something tugging on the end of my line

(Tug, tug, tug, tug, tug that line)

I'm going to catch a fish it's going to be so fine

(Fish, fish, fish, fish, fish so fine)

Oh, it feels so good to touch fish slime

(Slime, slime, slime, slime, fishy slime)

There's nothing else to do with my free time

(Time, time, time, time, waste of time)

Aaahhh, Aaahhh, Aaahhh, Aaahhh

Aaahhh, Aaahhh, Aaahhh, Aaahhh

Aaahhh, Aaahhh, Aaahhh, Aaahhh

Aaahhh, Aaahhh, Aaahhhooooo

Let's find a fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish

Eat a fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish

Swallow a fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish

Digest a fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish

I've come to fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish

It was a fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish

Gonna go fishing

(Gonna have some fun)

Gonna go fishing

(Cuz it's number one)

Gonna go fishing

(Gonna sit on my butt)

Gonna catch a fish

(And scrape out it's guts)

Aaahhh, Aaahhh, fishing

(2x)

Fish, fish, fishing C-A-N-A-D-A