The Guy with Computer Know-How

When I walk in the room

People they do bow

For I am the guy with computer know-how

I know what to do when you are staring at a screen (staring at a screen)

That says fatal error 642 you don't know what it means

(don't know what it means)

You bang the keyboard, throw the mouse, and scream like a banshee

(Ow, Ow, Ow)

Your tiny brain has failed (NO) so now you must call me

When I walk in the room

People they do bow (We bow)

For I am the guy with computer know-how

(computer know-how, computer know-how)

When I was yound the kids would cal me four-eyes and a geek

(four-eyes! geek)

Beat me up, steal my lunch, and give me bad wedgies (put it over his head)

But the prophecy's come true and the geek inherited the earth (No, No, No)

I charge you through the nose (Oh, my nose) and treat you like dirt

When he walks in the room (I walk)

People they do bow (bow down)

For he am the guy (the guy) with computer know-how

(computer know-how, computer know-how)

Please help me get on the information highway

I seem to be stuck in my virtual driveway

No help me first, I am in great despair

They only program I have learned to use is solitaire

We need your help, we bow and scrape, to you we do submit

I shall help but first you must proclaim you're idiots

We're idiots

Louder!

We're idiots

Louder!

We're idiots

Yes you are!

Now who has money to spend? (the guy with computer know-how)

For whom is setting the time on kitchen appliances mere child's play?

(the guy with computer know-how)

Who can transfer data succesfully

from his personal organizer to his desk top computer?

(technically that would be you)

Who are women no longer ashamed to be seen with?

(somethings never change)

I'm the guy, Yes, I'm the guy

Who possesses computer know-how

When he walks in the room

People they do bow

For he am the guy

with computer know-how