The Last Sensitive Cowboy

When you hear that i'm a cowboy, and i work the cattle trail.

You probably assume i'm big and tough (big and tough)

But the trail's worn me down, i don't want to hang around

I've just about had enough (had enough)

you see i like a nice cup of expresso,

and i like to read my people magazine

I co-ordinate my chaps, but everybody laughs

and say they don't like that shade of green

Oh no, it's true, i'm a sensitive cowboy and i don't know what to do

oh no, it's kinda strange, i'm the last sensitive cowboy on the range

well i try to eat a healthy, balanced diet

but they all eat their brown beans from the can

They all have to smoke about six packs a day

you'd think they was the marlboro man (*cough* smooth!)

and they don't like to go to see the opera

on friday nights when they get paid

and they don't help me bring in the hanging plants

every time there's a native american raid

Oh no, it's true, i'm a sensitive cowboy and i don't know what to do

oh no, it's kinda strange, i'm the last sensitive cowboy on the range

Cowboy life sure is different these days

why brand your cattle when you can just use bovine psychology?

why have a gun fight when there are so many good para-legals out there?

Nobody drinks and bush-whacks anymore

And besides, we're all switching over to eating salt-reduced tofu jerky

And if you're gonna ride off into the sunset,

make sure you're using an effective sun-block

Oh no, it's true, i'm a sensitive cowboy and i don't know what to do

oh no, it's kinda strange, i'm the last sensitive cowboy on the range

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