Trichinosis

Oh my darling I sure loved that meal

Though I could still taste the pig squeal

Now I'm weak and losing focus

I think you gave me trichinosis

Trichinosis is little worms that dig

And burrow through your body after you eat raw pig

I love you hon but can't help but notice

That you gave me trichinosis

By candlelight I ate that pork

I couldn't see danger on my fork

Oh if you do love me completely

Never again feed me food that will eat me

Now I feel kinda strange inside like I'm in an apartment

With tenants I just can't seem to evict

They're having a party and I'm the buffet

I love you darling but I'd be lying

If I didn't tell you this was eating me up inside