Twins

I don't like you and you don't like me

We don't get along you can plainly see

I just can't wait til the surgery

Conjoined twins we'll no longer be

Our lives are no longer in sync

I'm always blamed for thou you stink

You always act like such a dink

Let's make like sausage and get de-linked

You want no parts of me and I want no parts of you

You need both the kidneys but one will have to do

Seperation anxiety, sounds pretty good to me

This three-legged race is over

You were the Starsky to my Hutch

When we drove you worked the clutch

When the chequ came we'd go Dutch

But I don't like you much

We both need this brand new start

It's not like we could drift apart

On account of the fact we share a heart

New to me you'll be a la carte

You want no parts of me and I want no parts of you

You need both the kidneys but one will have to do

You never had my back even though you have my back

This three-legged race is over

There's one thing that I know is true

Is that one head is better that two

What's yours is yours, what's mine is mine

Siamese twins are the Thais that bind

You want no parts of me and I want no parts of you

You need both the kidneys but one will have to do

Our mental scars will mend and we can still be friends

But this three-legged race, no more two face

Get your own place, is over