Wayne Gretzky Rocks

Walter Gretzky had a son

He grew up to be the great one

He came from Brantford Ontario

He liked Gordie Howe you know

Americans don’t understand

The national sport of the north land

The world's fastest game they always dissin’

But they don’t know what they are missin’

If they’d just watch Wayne Gretzky play

Then they’d watch hockey everyday

Actually I like the Hawks

But boy oh boy Wayne Gretzky rocks

When I lived in Edmonton

He made us the City of Champions

With Jari and Semenko by his side

He filled our frigid city with pride

Then he moved out to L.A.

To help bring hockey to the U.S.A.

Everyone hated Peter and Janet

For trading the best player on the planet

They traded him and sure enough

He took the Kings to the Stanley Cup

Actually I like the Hawks

But boy oh boy Wayne Gretzky rocks

He came from Brantford Ontario

His rival’s name is Mario

Actually I like the Hawks

But boy oh boy Wayne Gretzky rocks