Wolfe Island Ferry

Oh the Wolfe Island Ferry is a very nice ferry

It's a very nice ferry it's the Wolfe Island Ferry

The Wolfe Island Ferry is a very nice ferry

It's a very nice ferry, it's the Wolfe Island Ferry!

Oh the Wolfe Island Ferry is a very nice ferry

It's a very nice ferry it's the Wolfe Island Ferry

The Wolfe Island Ferry is a very nice ferry

It's a very nice ferry, it's the Wolfe Island Ferry!

General Wolfe beat General Montcalm on the Plains of Abraham

And because of this, they liked him an awful lot in Kingston

The town was named Kingston in the county Frontenac

So they spotted an island, and they called it Wolfe Island!

Oh, it's got a couple highways and a really nice restaurant

Called the "General Wolfe", and it's named after General Wolfe

Who won a couple of battles and had an island named after him

It's a really nice place and a good port to smuggle booze in from the States

Oh the Wolfe Island Ferry is a very nice ferry

It's a very nice ferry it's the Wolfe Island Ferry

The Wolfe Island Ferry is a very nice ferry

It's a very nice ferry, it's the Wolfe Island Ferry!

Oh, the Wolfe Island Ferry doesn't carry any wolves

Or any source of animals, except for a couple of seagulls

Who are really lazy, and so they land on the ferry

And that way, they don't have to fly all the way to Wolfe Island

Oh, the Wolfe Island Ferry doesn't carry any fairies

Cause fairies, unlike seagulls, don't really mind the flying

They fly over to Wolfe Island sprinkling fairy dust all over

Except it's really more like battery acid and it burns your skin until you die

Well, they've got lots of potatos and Anne of Green Gables

Oh crap, that's Prince Edward Island

Sometimes I get confused when I switch my medication

But I can see the bunny!

Oh the Wolfe Island Ferry is a very nice ferry

It's a very nice ferry it's the Wolfe Island Ferry

The Wolfe Island Ferry is a very nice ferry

It's a very nice ferry, it's the Wolfe Island Ferry!