Worst Seat on the Plane

I bought a ticket to Australia for my holiday

Figured it'd be just the thing to wash the stress away

Got my boarding pass and found out alas

That I was seated in the middle row

The businessman beside me smelt like Old Spice and gin

The lady to the left was talking about her granchildren

Two kids behind me were screaming for their mom

She was screaming back, I wonder how come

I got the worst seat on the plane

By the time I land I'll be insane

My legs are starting to go numb

And I just wanna kill someone

I got the worst seat on the plane

Bladder's full and back's in pain

Next time I have somewhere to go

Think I'll ride my bicycle

I couldn't go to sleep 'cause the pillow's too damn awkward

So I tried to watch the movie but it starred Kevin Cosner

The earphone's hurt my head and the reading light was dead

And then the pilot said turbulence is on the way

The coffee on my tray was now on my lap

The old lady beside me had a heart attack

The children screeched so loud I thought my skull would crack

The businessman turned blue and threw up on my back

I got the worst seat on the plane

By the time I land I'll be insane

My legs are starting to go numb

And I just wanna kill someone

I got the worst seat on the plane

Bladder's full and back's in pain

Next time I have somewhere to go

think i'll just rent a video

After seven hours I could take no more

So I tried to open the emergency door

But the flight attendant tackled me to the floor

She said "Go back to your seat, dear"

I said "I'd rather get off here"

I got the worst seat on the plane

i think im now i am insane

My legs are both complete numb

And I wanna kill everyone

I got the worst seat on the plane

my Bladder burst my back in pain

Next time I wonderless

i'll take the bus

i got the worst seat in the plane (7x)