Moderately Rock and Roll

We're quite polite; we say thank you, please

we're all quite educated; we all have degrees

I'm lactose intolerant so i can't eat cheese

I don't sleep in, yeah i really snooze it.

I have distortion but i choose not to use it

I'll have a herbal tea, make sure that you infuse it

we're only moderately rock and roll.

I'd do my groupies, but I'm afraid of disease.

On Friday night I'd rather stay in and watch DVD's

I'm lactose intolerant so I can't eat cheese

We're only moderately rock and roll

30% rock(that's 30), 10% roll (that's 40), 50% nerd (thats 90) and 10% troll.

(what, what was that? What? 10% troll. Oh, Its a Harry

Potter reference.

We really are 50% nerd, aren't we? Yeah, You're 100%

Hufflepuff. Awesome. Is that good? no.)

This is the part, where you'd expect me to rock out

rip of my shirt and lose it.

But i hurt my back and i got a sore throat

I'll have a herbal tea, make sure that you infuse it

I think Roy Orbison is pretty damn fine

Instead of beer and whisky, I enjoy a fine wine

When there's nothing on TV, I'll be watching channel 9

We're only moderately rock and roll

I'll have a drink, sure, but I wont get pissed

I'd play a solo but I sprained my wrist

I'm proud to tell you that I cried while watching

Schindler's List

We're only moderately rock and roll

I'd do a stage stunt but the floor is covered in glitz

And I'd smash my guitar but it cost me quite a bit

Yeah, I will sign your photo, but I draw the line at

tit

We're only moderately rock and, moderately rock and,

40% rock and roll

(and 10% troll)