Rage of Thrones

You got a new favourite show?

Been watching HBO?

You got a new favourite show?

Been watching HBO.

You got a new favourite show?

Been watching HBO.

You got a new favourite show,

It's called Game of Thrones?!

Well, I read the fucking books!

I said, I read the fucking books!

I read them years ago,

so don't tell me 'bout Jon Snow,

'cause I already know.

I've got a signed copy of "A Feast For Crows".

Then a six year wait for "A Dance With Dragons".

A six year wait for "A Dance With Dragons".

Waited six fucking years for "A Dance With Dragons"!

And now you jump on the fucking bandwagon!

Argh!

I read the fucking books!

I said, I read the fucking books twice!

Don't talk to me about spoilers,

Winter has been comming for sixteen fucking years!

You motherfuckers!

His name is Joffrey, not Geoffrey!

Get a fucking library card!

Or a Kindle!

What's wrong with you, people,

no one reads anymore!

Your imagination is a fun place to explore!

Go to library or a fucking book store!

Take it from me, you'll enjoy the book more!

"Harry Potter", the book was better!

"The Hunger Games", the book was better!

"The Lord Of The Rings", the books were pobably better...

"The Cat In The Hat", THE BOOK WAS BETTER!

And whilst I'm on the topic,

what the fuck is with movies based on board games?!

"Battleship: the movie"

D-9, I sunk your battleship,

movie over, fuck off.

Hollywood cannot live up to the power of imagination.

Hollywood cannot live up to the power of imagination.

Hollywood cannot live up to the power of imagination.

Hollywood cannot live up to the power of imagination!

Argh!

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WHERE ARE MY DRAGONS?!