None Of The Above

Full color cover shot

Self magazine

Where the limos go

People start to scream

Shiny women on a yacht

These are things I ain't got

None of the above

Top ten well dressed men

Every hair in place

Author, skier, millionaire

Epitome of taste

Always willing, always hot,

All these things I am not

None of the above

I wish I was invisible,

Intelligent or pretty

But I'm none of the above