Lyrics The Beautiful South

The Beautiful South

Masculine Eclipse

That grand facade

Will finally diminish

When he breaks your heart

From start to finish

Sisters dream of isles in paradise

That ain't no use when the captain's just capsized

The smile that you now know was a guise

Left his clever lips and stole the prize

So women take a loser's good advice

Let your hem go floating out but use the anchor twice

Don't feel ever sorry for the dicks

Just grab the dice and hope you roll a six, a six

That grand facade

Will finally diminish

When he breaks your heart

From start to finish

Sisters dream of isles in paradise

That ain't no use when the captain's just capsized

The happiness that you now know was a guise

Left his clever lips and stole the prize

So women take a loser's good advice

Let your hem go floating out but use the anchor twice

Don't feel ever sorry for the dicks

Just grab the dice and hope you roll a six, a six

So as nature gave out semen

To the jealous and the sick

Jesus gave out candies

To the dim or partially lit

And woman you're a lighthouse

While the candle only drips

Girl you are a shining star

In masculine eclipse

In masculine eclipse

In masculine eclipse

In masculine eclipse

In masculine eclipse