Hello

So welcome to the world, yeah...

All you late-comers, just step onboard

I'm happy, glad you came

So welcome home again!

Sometimes I feel we must be going mad

Hello Peter, hello Paul

Saints and sinners, welcome all

Tommy Cannon and Bobby Ball

Hello, hello, hello, hello

Consider, if you will

This great big question, unanswered still

Oh, can you spot the difference that lies between

The colour blue and the colour green?

Sometimes I feel we must be going mad

Little Richard, little Nell

Willy Wonka and William Tell

Salman Rushdie and Kym Mazelle

Hello, hello, hello, hello...

So welcome to the team

Oh, have you worked it out yet?

Yeah - the riddle, I mean

What's the answer?

It's plain to see - blue is blue and it always will be

Sometimes I feel that the whole world's going mad

Mork and Mindy, Brian Hayes

Barry Humphries and Paris Grey

Little Neepsie, Chris and do

Hello, hello, hello, hello...

Billy Corkhill, Vince Hilaire

Freddie Flintstone, Fred Astaire

Desmond Tutu, Steve and Claire

Hello, hello, hello, hello...

Charlie Parker, Charlie Brown

Leslie Crowther, come on down

Mary Wilson, Di and Flo

Hello, hello, hello, hello...

Sir Bufton Tufton, Jean Paul Sartre

Zippy, Bungle, Jeffrey Archer

Andre Previn and the lso

Hello, hello, hello, hello...

Hello!