Lyrics The Birthday Party

The Birthday Party

Brave Exhibitions

You won't find me in your handbook of heroes

And you won't see me in your hall of fame

All the girls they come around and remove their mystery

Do you get the picture

I can get embarrassed too you know

And I would be a perfect host

I would vaseline my teeth for you

I've been counting on a brave exhibition

Oh, I'm unsuitable

You would kiss me just like you used too

Then I might take a chance too

My doctor is ill, my teacher's gone on holidays

Looks like I'm on my own

I'm so scared to be alone with you

Do you get the picture

I can a little nervous do you know

All the girls they come around and take off their mystery

Oh no

I've been counting on a brave exhibition

Oh, I'm unsuitable

You would kiss me just like you used too

Then I might take a chance too

On you

I've been counting on a brave exhibition

Oh, I'm unsuitable

You would kiss me just like you used too

Then I might take a chance too

On you