Stark Raving Normal

Straining an eyelid sunbathing

While you work to feed their 19th dog

Spend a million on a wedding

While some can’t afford an inside bog

Plaster themselves with medals then

They laugh at you as they pass by

And it would really make your day

If they spat in your patriotic eye

Well I know life’s a bummer

And there’s many a boot you’ve kissed

But don’t worship the pampered

They don’t even know you exist

So you love being shat on and you

Give ‘em all you gotta give

More sucker you boy

You were born but when you gonna live

You 're so stark raving normal!