Eddie The Jinx

(Eddie is a jinx)

(Eddie is a jinx)

Hey Eddie please don't help me

This is a job I can do by myself

There is no need for you to stay

Please, Eddie, go away

Oh Eddie can't you see how

Your luck turns everything from good to bad

Bad luck don't bother Eddie

He thinks we're superstitious

It only comes to all his friends

He sees no need to make amends

Hey Eddie, don't come closer

Please Eddie, keep your distance

Stay away

Stay away

Stay away

Stay away

(Eddie is a jinx)

(Eddie is a jinx)

Oh Eddie is a problem

He is a hot potato to his friends

When he comes visiting they pray

Please Eddie, go away

To some it might seem cruel

But Eddie takes it in his happy stride

He thinks we all are crazy

Man, he's the weirdest kind of duck

He laughs when we avoid him

He says there's no such thing as luck

Hey Eddie, we know different

Please Eddie, keep your distance

Stay away

Stay away

Stay away

Stay away