TV Man

Wake up, switch on

I eat my breakfast and the picture goes wrong

Give it a slap,

Give it a jog

I better hurry or

I'll miss the epilogue

Ride high without a saddle

Down the rapids on a boat without a paddle

I am the scourge of the

High seas

Just you watch'em running when

They hear about me

Chorus:

One two three...

Hail t.v.

Watching dirty harry

Made a man of me

Here I stand, t.v. man

I've got all the angels

Eating out of my hand...

I got the good,

Bad and ugly traits

But even dirty harry was allowed to make mistakes...

Knock, knock,

There's someone at the door

I can't imagine, I

Can't imagine

I can't imagine

What they come around here for...

Could be the rent...

Or h.p.

Whatever it is they gonna bleed me

I've got no money...