Monsters Prefer Blondes

Well I picked my Baby up in my black,

old Cadillac

I took her to the drive-in,

I knew that she liked that

A horrorflick with zombies,

nacked girls and bats

It could have been a

great night but she ain't coming back

Monsters prefer blondes

Easy girls with tiny brains,

chewing bubblegum

Monsters prefer blondes

Bimbos with humungus tits,

chewing bubblegum

The monster in the movie,

the worst I've ever seen

Looked around and saw us

then it came outta the screen

Crawled up to my Cadillac,

howled and I was stunned

Grabbed my girl and flew away

then both of them were gone

Monsters prefer blondes

Easy girls with tiny brains,

chewing bubblegum

Monsters prefer blondes

Bimbos with humungus tits,

chewing bubblegum

I've seen it in the movies,

I've seen it on the screen

I've always thought

it's just a story - a morbid fantasy

I've read it in the comics

and in the magazines

I've always thought,

it's just a story but now I know

that it's for real

Monsters prefer blondes

Easy girls with tiny brains,

chewing bubblegum

Monsters prefer blondes

Bimbos with humungus tits,

chewing bubblegum

Monsters prefer blondes

Easy girls with tiny brains,

chewing bubblegum

Monsters prefer blondes

Bimbos with humungus tits,

chewing bubblegum

Now there is no one, now there is no one

I'm all by myself

Now I'm lonely, now I'm lonely

I'm all by myself

And now I'm lonely

Why didn't you give me... last caress