The Toilet Song

Who's gonna throw the toilet?

Who's gonna throw the toilet off the roof?

We already smashed the TV

With a guitar and a vacuum

Who's gonna throw the toilet?

Who's gonna throw the toilet off the roof?

Lighting fireworks, throwing bottles

Upstairs in the red room

Dave carried it up from the cellar,

Bowl, tank and all

Now we just have to take it on the roof

We can watch it fall

Who's gonna throw the toilet?

Who's gonna throw the toilet off the roof?

The landlord says you've got your laws and I've got mine

Who's gonna throw the toilet?

Who's gonna throw the toilet off the roof?

Nobody has anywhere to live,

Things are getting outta line

Who's gonna throw the toilet?

Who's gonna throw the toilet off the roof?

Who's gonna throw the toilet

Off the roof?