Nosey Joe

Oh there's a man in town all the women know

He goes by the name of Nosey Joe

He don't care if they're married, he takes his pick

Long as they're women, he's ready to stick

His big nose in their business

His big nose in their business

Oh that's Nosey Joe, the nosiest guy I know

Well he ain't good lookin' and he ain't big and strong

That guy's got a nose that's four foot long

I'm tellin' you women, now this ain't no jive

You get too close this man will drive

His big nose in your business

His big nose in your business

Oh that's Nosey Joe

The nosiest guy I know

Oh I saw him just the other day

Tried to steal my gal away

He offered her money, he offered her love

She said, "Thank you sir, but please don't shove"

Your big nose in my business

Your big nose in my business

Oh that's Nosey Joe

The nosiest guy I know

Old Nosey finally lost his life

Messin' with my buddy's wife

My buddy he caught him with his chick

Chopped off his nose, now he can't stick

His big nose in my business

His big nose in your business

Oh that's Nosey Joe

The nosiest guy I know

Dig that nose !