Into The Woods - Your Fault

Baker (To Jack)

It's because of you there's a Giant in our midst

And my Wife is dead!

Jack

But it isn't my fault,

I was given those beans!

You persuaded me to trade away

My cow for beans!

And without those beans

There'd have been no stalk

To get up to the Giants

In the first place!

Baker

Wait a minute, magic beans

For a cow so old

That you had to tell

A lie to sell

It, which you told!

Were they worthless beans?

Were they oversold?

Oh, and tell us who

Persuaded you

To steal that gold.

Little red riding hood (To Jack)

See, it's your fault.

Jack

No!

Baker

So it's you fault...

Jack

No!

Little red riding hood

Yes, it is!

Jack

It's not!

Baker

It's true.

Jack

Wait a minute-

But I only stole the gold

To get my

Cow back from you!

Little red riding hood (To Baker)

So it's your fault!

Jack

Yes!

Baker

No, it isn't!

I'd have kept those beans,

But our house was cursed.

She made us get the cow to get

The curse reversed!

Witch

It's you father's fault

That the curse got placed

And the place got cursed

In the first place!

Little red riding hood

Oh.

Then it's his fault!

Witch

So.

Cinderella

It was his fault...

Jack

No.

Baker

Yes, it is,

It's his.

Cinderella

I guess...

Jack

Wait a minute, though-

I chopped down the beanstalk-

Right? That's clear.

But without any beanstalk,

Then what's queer

Is how did the second Giant get down here

In the first place?

Second place...

Cinderella

Yes!

Little red riding hood

How?

Baker

Hmmm...

Jack

Well,

Who had the other bean?

Baker

The other bean?

Cinderella

The other bean?

Jack (To Baker)

You pocketed the other bean.

Baker

I didn't!

Yes I did.

Little red riding hood

So it's your-!

Baker

No, it isn't,

'Cause I gave it to my Wife!

Little red riding hood

So it's her-!

Baker

No, it isn't!

Cinderella

Then whose is it?

Baker (To Cinderella)

Wait a minute!

She exchanged that bean

To obtain your shoe,

So the one who knows what happened

To that bean is you!

Cinderella

You mean that old bean-

That your Wife-? Oh, dear-

But I never knew,

And so I threw-

Well, don't look here!

Little red riding hood

So it's your fault!

Cinderella

But-

Jack

See, it's her fault-

Cinderella

But-

Jack

And it isn't mine at all!

Baker (To Cinderella)

But what?

Cinderella (To Jack)

Well, if you hadn't gone

Back up again-

Jack

We were needy-

Cinderella

You were greedy!

Did you need that hen?

Jack

But I got it for my Mother-!

Little red riding hood

So it's her fault then!

Cinderella

Yes? And what the harp

In the third place?

Baker

The harp- yes!

Jack

She went and dared me to!

Little red riding hood

I dared you to?

Jack

You dared me to!

She said t hat I was scared-

Little red riding hood

Me?

Jack

To.

She dared me!

Little red riding hood

No, I didn't!

Baker, Cinderella, jack

So it's your fault!

Little red riding hood

Wait a minute-!

Cinderella

If you hadn't dared him to-

Baker (To Jack)

And you had left the harp alone,

We wouldn't be in trouble

In the first place!

Little red riding hood (To Cinderella)

Well, if you hadn't thrown away the bean

In the first place-!

Cinderella

Well, if she hadn't raised them in the first place-!

Little red riding hood (To Cinderella)

It was your fault!

Jack (To Witch)

Yes, if you hadn't raised them in the first place-!

Little red riding hood & baker (To Witch)

Right! It's you raised them in the first place-!

Cinderella

You raised the beans in the first place!

Jack

It's your fault!

Cinderella, jack, baker, little red riding hood

You're responsible!

You're the one to blame!

It's your fault!