Mouth An' Trousers

In the bar and you're telling lies

'Bout your fights and you fantasize

Think you're hard but your not at all

Always run when it's back to the wall

Mouth an' trousers that's you

Mouth an' trousers that's you

Mouth an' trousers that's you

What you gonna do

Get your mates to help you out

But you winge when you get a clout

Like the adds when it's ten to one

You're a mug and you gotta be done