Let's Go to Europe

Three hundred years ago we threw you out

We didn't want you then, and we don't want you now

You didn't take our culture, you took slaves instead

You wrote a constitution and left it unread

Let's go to Europe

Your only source of knowledge is T.V.

You censor everything and think you are free

The land of milk and honey

Becomes the land of the Me

Let's go to Europe

We did Paris this morning, now we're in Amsterdam

We'll be in Rome tomorrow if all goes to plan

By the end of the week, we'll have covered it all

There's not much to Europe really, it's so small

Go back to the colonies, go back to where you belong

Go back to the land that you stole, and leave us humans alone

Let's go to Europe